Gaga X Tyler
Tyler. 16. North Carolina. Humor / Fandom blog 

yoncevevo:

I’m sitting outside cutting apple slices and sipping orange juice while listening to Ari’s album where is my husband he should be home from the country club by now

Anonymous asked:
what color daisy dukes and bandana are you wearing, cutting those apples
yoncevevo replied:

denim dukes and no bandana just a white crop top my son is outside playing basketball with his friends i just called them in for fresh cookies my husband’s home now he had a business meeting after the country club my man works so hard

sydneyferreira asked:
I love Zach I want him to ram in me raw I don't want him to leave BB
tylerxgaga replied:

!!!!! 

nah but really tho, i love zach so much he is my fav i want him to win and the way it seems right now, he is like 95% going to jury tonight. i hope he gets evicted tonight, then wins the jury competition and come back immediately and then wins HoH and noms Derrick against Victoria because i feel like if it is them two together, then derrick will go home because they have said multiple times to keep victoria because they dont view her as a target and it would help their game to have an easy target. So yea 

tylerxgaga:

WELP, THERE GOES ZACH. IM SO UPSET HE BETTER WIN THIS JURY COMP

……………IM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW I HATE NICOLE I HATE HER SO MUCH I DONT WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW ANYMORE

sydneyferreira asked:
I love Zach I want him to ram in me raw I don't want him to leave BB
tylerxgaga replied:

!!!!! 

nah but really tho, i love zach so much he is my fav i want him to win and the way it seems right now, he is like 95% going to jury tonight. i hope he gets evicted tonight, then wins the jury competition and come back immediately and then wins HoH and noms Derrick against Victoria because i feel like if it is them two together, then derrick will go home because they have said multiple times to keep victoria because they dont view her as a target and it would help their game to have an easy target. So yea 

WELP, THERE GOES ZACH. IM SO UPSET HE BETTER WIN THIS JURY COMP

sydneyferreira asked:
I love Zach I want him to ram in me raw I don't want him to leave BB

!!!!! 

nah but really tho, i love zach so much he is my fav i want him to win and the way it seems right now, he is like 95% going to jury tonight. i hope he gets evicted tonight, then wins the jury competition and come back immediately and then wins HoH and noms Derrick against Victoria because i feel like if it is them two together, then derrick will go home because they have said multiple times to keep victoria because they dont view her as a target and it would help their game to have an easy target. So yea 

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.